sadbirbpearl:

OK seriously how do characters in Young Justice focus well enough to transmit only relevant thoughts over telepathy like if you mentally linked me with other people in the first three seconds everyone would be overwhelmed with bad pop songs and incoherent despair.

thexfiles:

i know in my heart of hearts i kissed a girl is the worst song on earth but i’ll be damned if i don’t go hard to it every time it comes on sorry

lesbianstellagibson:

when ur straight friend is going through a break up and ur trying to be comforting

oxean:

when people read your messages and then don’t reply and your heart just breaks a little

eridanampora:

sticks and stones may break my bones but words are even worse holy shit please dont say mean things to me

eclecticpandas:

reasons to date me:

  • i’m single

llleighsmith:

tbh i can’t wait to say “my wife” in casual conversation

lesbianparisgeller:

why is my biggest goal in life to be the Cool Lesbian Aunt™ with my Really Gay Wife™

girlcolour:

kissing is so good and it makes me feel so happy and content. it doesn’t even have to be mouth on mouth kissing just cheek kisses, forehead kisses, holding my hand and picking it up and kissing it I love kisses I want so many

farareusis:

alexander. i have to leave. ALEXANDER. look AROUND look aROUND, at how lucky we are to be alive right nowHELPLEEESSS they are ASKING me to lead look AROUND - isn’t THIS enough he will never be SATISwould it BE ENOUGH he will nevTO BE SATISFIIIIED SATISFIIIED sISTORY HAS ITS EEEEEEYES OOOOONNN YOU ASSUME YOU’RE THE SMARTEST IN THE NOOOOONNNN-STOP YOU WILL NEVER BE SATISWOULD IT BE ENOUGH SATISFIED BE ENOUGH FII-IIII-I-IIIIIEEED RUNNING OUT OF TIME WHY DO YOU WRITE LIKE HISTORY HAS ITS EEEEEYYYYYYYEEEESSSS OOOOOOONNNN YOU i am NOT throwing away my JUST YOU WAAAIT i am NOT THROWING AWAY MY JUST YOU WAAAIT I AM ALEXANDER HAMILTON!!! HAMILTON !!!! JUST you WAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT

I AM NOT THROWING AWAY! MY! SHOT!!!!!!!!

I’d be lying if I said I’d never attempted telekinesis.